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  ‘This is not a good place to discuss such things,’ said Dame Primus. ‘We should return to Monday’s Dayroom.’

  ‘Okay,’ said Arthur. He looked back at the Front Door for a moment, then away again. ‘Let’s go, then.’

  ‘Hang on!’ Leaf interrupted. ‘What about me? I want to go back. No offence, Arthur, but I need some time at home to … I don’t know … just be normal.’

  ‘Leaf can go back, can’t she?’ asked Arthur wearily.

  ‘She can and should return,’ Dame Primus replied. ‘But it had best be through Seven Dials. The Lieutenant Keeper has closed the Door until he deals with the intruders. Come, let us all return to Monday’s Dayroom. That includes you, Suzanna. I trust you have not broken any of those plates.’

  Suzy muttered something about a few chips and cracks never doing any harm, but not loud enough for Dame Primus to acknowledge her.

  As they descended Doorstop Hill, Arthur noticed that there was an outer cordon of Metal Commissionaires and Commissionaire Sergeants around them, all looking out at the ground and the sky. Midnight Visitors – the black-clad servants of Monday’s Dusk – drifted through the air overhead as well, their long whips trailing by their sides. They too looked out, constantly turning their heads to cover all angles.

  ‘What are they looking for?’ Arthur asked Dame Primus.

  ‘Assassins,’ snapped Dame Primus. ‘That is one of the developments. Both the former Mister Monday and the former Grim Tuesday have been slain – by sorcery.’

  Two

  ‘SLAIN BY SORCERY? ’ Arthur asked as they hurried into the elevator. He wanted to make sure he’d heard properly, because it was very hard to kill Denizens. ‘You mean killed? Really dead?’

  Dame Primus gestured at Monday’s Noon, who moved to Arthur’s side and gave a rather foreshortened and cramped bow. They were in a very large elevator, a cube sixty feet a side, but it was completely full of various guards, clerks, and hangers-on. In one corner, there was a seated string quartet, playing a soft tune Arthur almost recognised.

  ‘Really dead,’ replied Monday’s Noon, his silver tongue flashing. Apart from his tongue, he hadn’t changed much since he’d been promoted by Arthur from Dusk to Noon. Though he no longer wore black, he still seemed to Arthur to embody the quiet and failing light of the evening in his speech and measured movement. ‘The former Mister Monday was stabbed through the head and heart with a sorcerous blade, and was not found quickly enough to remedy the damage. The former Grim Tuesday was pushed or thrown into the Pit from the top level.’

  ‘Are you sure he’s dead? I mean really sure?’ asked Arthur. He was having real trouble accepting this news. ‘Did you find his body?’

  ‘We found bits of it,’ said Noon. ‘He landed in a pool of Nothing. More than a score of artisans who were working on filling in the Pit saw the impact. It is likely that he too was assaulted by some kind of sorcery before he fell, so he could not cry out or attempt to save himself.’

  ‘Do you know who killed them?’

  ‘We do not know,’ Dame Primus said. ‘We can only assume that both knew something about the Morrow Days and their plans that the Morrow Days do not want us to know. It is puzzling that they should do it now, when I have already questioned both the former Trustees at length without uncovering anything of note. It is possible that it is an attempt to cover up some very disturbing news that has come to light from other quarters. We will speak of this in our council.’

  ‘I want to know about the Spirit-eater,’ said Arthur anxiously. ‘I mean, it’s stopping me from going home, but what else is it going to do? Will it do anything to my family?’

  ‘I don’t know,’ said Dame Primus. ‘We … that is, I am not a House sorcerer as such. I have called your newly appointed Wednesday’s Dusk, Dr Scamandros, to the Dayroom to tell us about Spirit-eaters. It appears that he is now the sole Upper House-trained sorcerer to be found anywhere in the Lower House, the Far Reaches, or the Border Sea.’

  A bell jangled and the quartet’s strings shivered into silence. But the elevator door didn’t open.

  ‘Secure the Dayroom,’ Dame Primus ordered Noon. He bowed and touched the door, which opened just enough to let him lead out a dozen Commissionaire Sergeants and ordinary Commissionaires. Another dozen remained around Arthur, Leaf, Suzy, and Dame Primus.

  ‘We must be wary,’ said Dame Primus. ‘We can’t let you be assassinated, Arthur.’

  ‘Me?’ Arthur tapped the small trident that was thrust through his belt. ‘Isn’t the Third Key supposed to protect me from harm?’

  ‘It is,’ agreed Dame Primus. ‘But whatever killed the two former Trustees was House sorcery of a very high order. Grim Tuesday, in particular, though he had lost most of his power, would not be easy to overcome. So the assassin or assassins might be able to bypass or negate the Key’s protection. And you mortals are very fragile.’

  ‘Fragile.’ Hearing it made Arthur think of eggshells, and then the terrible image of his own head being broken like an eggshell, smashed to pieces by a sorcerous assassin who had crept up behind him –

  Arthur forced this mind picture away with an effort of will, though he couldn’t help looking behind him. All he saw were his own guards but he still felt a tremor of fear flick through his stomach.

  Aloud, he tried to make light of the situation.

  ‘Great,’ he said. ‘Things just keep getting better, don’t they?’

  ‘There is more to fear,’ said Dame Primus. ‘We will speak of it soon.’

  ‘All clear,’ Noon reported from outside, and the elevator door slid silently open to reveal the entrance hall of Monday’s Dayroom. Architecturally it looked pretty much like it had the last time Arthur had seen it, after the steaming mud pits and iron platforms had been transformed into old-fashioned rooms that reminded him of a museum. But there was a major difference: now there were thousands of bundles of paper tied up with red ribbon and stacked from floor to ceiling all along the walls of the hall. Every ten feet or so these piles would have a Denizen-sized gap, each occupied by a Commissionaire Sergeant standing at attention.

  ‘What’s with all the paper?’ Leaf asked as they walked down the hall.

  No one answered until Arthur repeated the question.

  ‘The Middle and Upper House are bombarding us with paperwork,’ said Dame Primus. ‘It is an effective effort to tie up our resources and impede our reorganisation. Take the next door on the left, Arthur. Sneezer should have everything ready for our council.’

  The next door on the left was also completely surrounded by stacked bundles of paper. It looked ordinary enough, just a simple wooden door with a solid bronze doorknob. Arthur turned the knob and pushed the door open.

  A vast chamber lay on the other side, a room four or five times the size of the gym at Arthur’s school, with a ceiling ten times as high. The floor, walls, and ceiling were lined with white marble, veined in gold, so that Arthur’s first impression was that he had walked into some kind of giant’s tacky bathroom.

  In the middle of this huge room sat a round table about a hundred feet in diameter. It appeared to be made of cast iron, painted deep red. It was hollow in the middle, and around the outside there were a hundred or more tall-backed chairs, also made of wrought iron, this time painted white. One chair had a much higher back, and it was either made of solid gold or gilded iron. The chair next to it was also taller, but not quite so much, and it slowly changed colour from red to white to gold and back again.

  Sneezer, the butler, stood in the open centre of the table, a white cloth over one arm of his now immaculate coat. His once-untidy hair was combed back, tied with a ribbon and powdered white. He held a silver tray with three crystal tumblers of something orange (probably juice) and a tall wineglass full of a blood-coloured liquid Arthur hoped was actually wine.

  There was no one sitting on the chairs, but there was a large crowd of Denizens behind the table, all standing quietly. Arthur recognised Dr Scamandros and waved, and the
n he waved again as he saw Sunscorch slightly behind him, looking very fine but somewhat uncomfortable in the admiral’s uniform that was his right as the new Wednesday’s Noon. Soon Arthur was waving all over the place as he recognised Japeth the Thesaurus and Mathias the Supply Clerk standing together, and Monday’s Dawn and Wednesday’s Dawn, and others from his previous adventures – as Leaf might call them – in the House.

  ‘Take your seats,’ bellowed Dame Primus, her voice going all gravelly and low, startling Leaf. ‘Let this council be in session. Suzanna, you can return the Transfer Plates to the china cabinet before you join us, please.’

  Suzy grimaced, gave a clattering curtsy, and ran out, pausing to stick out her tongue at Dame Primus as the Will turned and gestured at the golden chair.

  ‘That is your throne, Lord Arthur. Everyone else is arranged in order of precedence.’

  ‘Where do I sit, then?’ asked Leaf.

  ‘You may stand behind Arthur,’ said Dame Primus coldly.

  ‘Actually, I think Leaf had better have a chair next to me,’ said Arthur firmly. ‘As an honoured guest.’

  ‘Very good, sir,’ said Sneezer, making Arthur jump. The butler was somehow behind him now, offering him an orange juice. ‘I shall place a chair for Miss Leaf.’

  ‘I have prepared an Agenda for this council,’ announced Dame Primus as she sat down. Her chair swirled through red, white, and gold and Arthur noticed it grew a few inches at the back, almost matching his own chair’s height.

  Dame Primus tapped a large hard-bound book of at least three or four hundred pages that was sitting in front of her on the table. Arthur had a copy in front of his seat too. He sat down, dragged the book over, flipped the cover open, and read Being an Agenda for a Council to Discuss Various Troublesome Matters Pertaining to the House, the Release of the Will of the Architect, the Assumption of the Rightful Heir, and other Diverse Matters.

  The next page had a list of items numbered from one to thirty. The page after that had thirty-one through sixty.

  Arthur turned to the end and saw that there were over six thousand Agenda items.

  ‘I suggest we begin with Item One,’ said Dame Primus. ‘And work our way through.’

  Arthur looked at Item One.

  Arbitration Between Demesnes, Article One: The Dispute Concerning Record Filing and Transport of Records between the Middle and Lower House.

  ‘The Agenda is arranged alphabetically,’ said Dame Primus helpfully. ‘All the Arbitration matters are first.’

  ‘I haven’t got time for this,’ said Arthur. He shut the agenda book with a loud clap. ‘What I want to know is what that Spirit-eater is, what it’s going to do to my family, and how to get rid of it. Dr Scamandros, do you know?’

  ‘This is quite improper,’ Dame Primus complained. ‘I must protest, Lord Arthur. How can we properly come to conclusions and act effectively if we don’t follow our Agenda?’

  ‘Why don’t you put the Agenda in order of importance, and while you’re doing that, we’ll talk about the Spirit-eater,’ said Arthur, not daring to look at Dame Primus as he spoke. There was something about her that made him want to quietly sit and do as he was told. She reminded him of the scariest teacher he’d ever had, who could stun a classroom into silence just by appearing in the doorway.

  But like that teacher, Arthur found that if he didn’t meet her gaze, she was easier to confront. ‘Dr Scamandros?’

  ‘Ah, well, I haven’t had much time to look into things,’ said Scamandros with a jittery glance at Dame Primus. The tattoos of palm trees on his cheeks suddenly shook and half-a-dozen nervous monkeys fell out and slid down to his chin before the palm trees disappeared and were replaced by clock faces with swiftly moving hands. ‘I mean, I barely had time for a glass of revitalising tonic at Port Wednesday before I was hustled here. But nevertheless, I do have some information, collected with the aid of Monday’s Noon, who while not trained in the Upper House is nevertheless a capable sorcerer …’

  He paused to bow to Monday’s Noon, who bowed back. Arthur gripped his orange juice and tried not to look too impatient. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Suzy slink back in and sit on the floor, hidden behind Monday’s Noon.

  ‘As far as we can ascertain,’ Scamandros continued, ‘Spirit-eaters have only been raised on a handful of occasions in the whole history of the House. A Spirit-eater is a potent and unpleasant type of Nithling created to assume the identity of someone, either Denizen or mortal. Its chief power is to cloak itself in an exact likeness of its target, and it also has the ability to extrude its mentality into those around it, whether they be mortal or Denizen –’

  ‘What?’ interrupted Arthur. ‘What does “extrude its mentality” mean?’

  ‘I’m not too certain … apparently once a Spirit-eater has done it, though, it is able to control its victims’ minds and read their recent thoughts and memories. It does this in order to further its deception. Initially it will have only the usual, exterior knowledge of its target, so it seeks to learn more from the target’s confidants and fellows.’

  ‘You mean it’s going to mentally take over my family?’ Arthur spilled his orange juice as he stood up in agitation. ‘How long will it take to do that?’

  ‘Yes, that is … I suppose that is what it will do,’ said Scamandros. ‘Though I don’t know how.’

  ‘How much time would it need?’ asked Arthur. This was the worst thing, his family being in danger. He remembered the two Grim’s Grotesques breathing their foul breath of forgetting over his father; how he had felt in that awful second as that fog had rolled over his dad. Now his whole family was threatened again, and he was stuck in the House. They would be defenceless.

  I have to help them, Arthur thought desperately. There has to be something … someone …

  ‘A few days, I think. But I cannot say for certain,’ said Scamandros.

  Arthur looked at Leaf. She met his gaze.

  ‘I guess you’re thinking what I’m thinking,’ she said. ‘You can’t go back or the whole world goes kapow. But I could go back and try to get rid of this Spirit-eater.’

  ‘I don’t know,’ said Arthur. ‘It sounds very dangerous. Maybe Monday’s Noon could –’

  ‘No interference!’ boomed Dame Primus. ‘Remember the Original Law! The mortal may return to whence she came, but no others may sully the Architect’s work.’

  ‘I think it’s more than a bit sullied already,’ said Arthur crossly. ‘How come it’s all right for the bad guys to do whatever they want, but whenever I want to do something it’s “forget about it”? What’s the good of being the Rightful Heir anyway? All I get is trouble!’

  Nobody answered Arthur’s question, and he noticed everyone was not quite looking at him – and no one was telling him to behave himself. He felt suddenly weird, and wished that somebody would just say, ‘Shut up, Arthur, we’ve got work to do.’

  ‘Is it possible?’ asked Leaf. ‘To get rid of the Spirit-eater, I mean.’

  Arthur and Leaf both looked at Scamandros. The tattoos on his face showed some anxiety, picturing shaky towers that were being built up stone by stone, only to fall down as the last course was laid.

  ‘I think so. But it would require finding the item used to create the Spirit-eater in the first place. That will be something personal from its target, overlaid with spells. In this case, something of yours, Arthur, that was close to you for quite a while. A favourite book, or a spoon, or perhaps some piece of clothing. Something of that order.’

  Arthur frowned in puzzlement. What could he have lost that could be used in this way?

  ‘When would this have happened?’ he asked.

  ‘It would have taken more than a year of House Time for the Spirit-eater to be grown from Nothing,’ replied Dr Scamandros.

  ‘A year … How long has it been since I was given the minute hand by Mister Monday?’ Arthur asked. It was only the previous week for him, but much longer in the House. ‘In House Time, I mean?’

 
‘A year and a half,’ replied Dame Primus stiffly. She had the Agenda open and was tapping it with a gold pencil. Every time she tapped, one of the items on the list moved up or down, or to some unseen page deeper in the volume.

  ‘It must have been Monday’s Fetchers,’ said Arthur. ‘Or maybe one of Grim Tuesday’s Grotesques. But I can’t think of anything really personal that I’ve missed.’

  ‘You could enquire of the Atlas,’ said Dame Primus. ‘You still hold the Third Key, so the Atlas will answer.’

  Arthur took the Atlas out of his pocket, set it on the table, and held the small trident that was the Third Key with his right hand. But he didn’t start concentrating on a question to ask the Atlas. After a moment, he put the Third Key down, the trident’s tines pointing to the hollow centre of the table.

  ‘I have to be careful how much I use the Keys,’ he said slowly. ‘I already used this one quite a lot back in the Border Sea, and I don’t want to turn into a Denizen. Then I could never go back home.’

  ‘How close are you?’ Leaf asked curiously. ‘Like, do you get to use the Key a hundred times or something and then wham, you’re suddenly seven feet tall and a lot better looking?’

  ‘I don’t know,’ said Arthur. ‘That’s part of the problem.’

  Dr Scamandros gave a slight and rather fake-sounding cough and raised his hand. Dame Primus stopped tapping her agenda for a moment and stared at him, then continued with her rearranging.

  ‘You may care to know, Lord Arthur,’ said Dr Scamandros, ‘that there is a little student project of mine that could be of use to you. It measures the sorcerous contamination of things, including, of course, persons.’

  Scamandros started rummaging around inside his yellow greatcoat and pulled out a peacock-feather fan, several enamelled snuff boxes, a scrimshaw letter opener, and a brass piccolo, all of which he laid distractedly on the table.

  ‘Here somewhere,’ he said, and then triumphantly pulled out a two-inch-square velvet box that was very worn around the edges. Opening it, he passed it to Sunscorch, who passed it to Leaf, who looked curiously at the item inside before she gave it to Arthur. It was a slim silver crocodile coiled into a ring, its tail in its jaws. It had bright-pink diamonds for eyes, and its body was scored with lines that divided it into ten sections, each marked with a tiny engraved Roman numeral.